HEY! What's the magic phrase this time? How do we get there?
Great decorations & niptinis.... Happy Saint Patrick's Day....
Wow, this party is FUN. Victor, we just said "Transport me to Finny and Buddy's party" 7 times and we gotted here.
Abby? Are you here yet? What about Patches and Mittens?
Hey, guys! It worked! It's hard to say the same thing 7 times. "the same thing... the same thing... the same thing!" I brought my green tinsel ball! Mom can't find the best catnip - I think Bonnie already borrowed it for tonite. Is Dolce coming? And Magoo, Bella, and Smudge, too, of course.
Hey Everybody! Happy birthday and happy St. Pat's day! I'll take a beer. Is Mia and Ghost here yet? I was going to meet them but they had to wait until their mom got home from work.
Hey efuryone. Oh, Victor's here. Hey, Victor, look over there. Go look. Hee hee. So, where's the party? Great decorations. I told my woman to make some Catnip Leaf Cocktails. I brought some *really* good dry nip. She'll use the other stuff (almost as good) for the drinks. Buddy, Finny, Sammy, Miles, Mia, Ghost, lookin' good. Victor? I thought we agreed you'd stay away from me tonight.
And hello to Beau, too. How've you been, bud?
Doing fine, Bonnie. And you?
Hi, Beau... we are here!!! glad you got here....
Hey Darlings! May I be your escort for the evening?
I'm feeling pretty good. The sun came out today and the brat was sleeping with my woman, so I had the whole house to myself. Yes! I slept on the boy's bed, where my favorite blanket is. Anyone want to dance? I brought a Cat Stevens CD.
We had sun too but it was chilly outside so I stayed in all day and rested up. I bet you enjoyed having the whole house to yourself. I would love to dance. Mom loves Cat Stevens.
Of course Beau... we'd love for you to be our escort. Bonnie has some great drinks... We snagged some chicken from home if anyone wants some.
I love chicken. I'm going to dance with Bonnie, then I will dance with each of you if you like. Would either of you like for me to get you a drink or some food?
Hi Everybody! We're Here!! Scout took a 4 hour nap this afternoon so he's all ready to run off the extra energy. Where's the appetizers. Is Sophia here yet? Teleporting is thirsty work.
Hey SS&S! Glad you could make it. Better kep an eye on Scout and make sure he only gets the virgin drinks! Haven't seen Sophia yet. There's chicken over there, and green beer and niptinis. Let me know if you find any salmon.
A niptini each would be great Beau...
Oh we forgot to say that we brought ham and shrimps, we putted them on the table. Bonnie, you are looking furry purrty tonight. And so are Mia and Ghost. Victor bud, good to see you! I think Miles and Scout are off having races or something. Miles was very 'acited. - Sammy. Abby? Abby? are you here yet?
Here's your niptini girls. Would you like something to eat--shrimp, ham, chicken?
Thank you Sammy. All of you guys are looking quite handsome tonight.
I shall go in search of salmon....-Shaggy
Thanks Beau... I'd like some chicken ~ Ghost And I'd like shrimp ~ MiaBut please don't neglect yourself... have some drinks and food too.
Thank you Mia and Ghost. I wanted to look especially dashing for you. Good idea Shaggy.
Salmon? Did someone say SALMON?
Ghost, here is your chicken...and Mia, your shrimp. Don't worry, I'm not. See that plate of ham and chicken next to the green beer (points to table).
HEY, Scout, Miles, come 'ere. I finks I found some shopping bags to climb in!
Hi! It's me. Where is that hamm? Mama said I can only have that catmilk stuff or water. Daaarn. You are all so festive.
Shaggy's gone to look for some, Bonnie. Someone may have to do a salmon "run!" heehee!
Hey Brandi! The food and drinks are over there (points to food table). You look rather festive yourself.
Yeah! Shopping bags. Jump in! Yahoo!!!-Scout
shopping bags! COOL!!! - Miles
Mama made me wear this silly button on my collar. Kiss me I'm Irish. But I'm not, really. And you don't have to kissy me. I'm sposed to be shy, remember? Until you get to know me...
We're here! Mom and Dad even let us bring Dolce, but she's not allowed to drink anything crazy.Magoo: I brought some Whiskery that I got from an Irish cousin. So once everyone is settled i want to make a toast.
Well, how about a kiss on the top of the head? I'm not Irish either.
A toast? that would be nice! Miles can have water 'acause he's still a baby, or a virgin colada once Sophia gets here.
Hey Brandi, Since we came from the same place we shoulda done a teleport pool. You know, like a carpool!Cool it Beau. It's too early to be making the moves on the girls.....
Ooh, Beau! What a ladycat's man you are!
Hey Magoo, Smudge, Bella, and Dolce! Happy St. Pat's day! Hey Sccoby, I just heard mom calling me back to work on some Catolympic stuff. Can you hang with Mia and Ghost for an hour, and be there escort?
Sure thing Beau. You shouldn't be working nights. Tell your mom that we said so!
HEY! It was just a kiss ON TOP OF THE HEAD! I'm a southern GENTLEMAN!!
Beau, don't forget Bag Diving. I might be good at that. I can hop in a bag almost wifout touching the sides! Dolce, come play in the bags. You're looking wonderful.
Leave it to Magoo to bring the good stuff!
Maybe we can telepool back home. Pends on how long we all stay.
I know, Shaggy, but there's so much to do. I'll tell her tho! I'll be back in a little while gang!
Oh! I found a good drinking song for cats:I pounced in the morning when the world was begun.I pounced on the moon and the stars all for fun.I leaped down from heaven, and I pounced on the earth.When I pounced my first mouse, I had my birth.Pounce, pounce, wherever you may beI am lord of the pounce, said he.I'll run under feet, wherever you may be.And I'll leap on you in the pounce, said he.I pounced on the papyrus of the EgyptiansThey wouldn't play so I stole their feather pensI pounced on the fish caught by James and JohnThey fed me fish then the pounce went on.I pounced on the Sabbath, rubbed my head against the lame.Many people shook their head, said this feline was insane.I may rest from pouncing, do not think I am gone.For I just saw a rat, so the pounce goes on.I and my lady meowed a song across the plainThe birds came down, and we pounced on each of them.On the bedchamber floor, I laid my carrion.Then I raced out the door and I pounced again.I dog jumped down, so I leapt up high.I have nine lives that will never, never die.I'll pounce on you though you bark at meI am the Lord of the Pounce, said he.--posted by Marc Gunn, Irish Music Free MP3 Downloads at Friday, August 06, 2004, Found by Smudge
was that an echo????
My friends...If you can cease your tail chasing and playing for but a second...I have a toast to our friend, Moses Kitty...(Clears throat)Moses Kitty,May the road rise to meet you.May the wind be always at your back.May the sun shine warm upon your fur.And rains fall soft upon your catnip fields.And until we meet again,May God hold you in the hollow of His handTo old friends! And to new friends!
Well said Magoo! And what a lovely rendition of that song Smudge!Ummm, did anyone bring temptations treats...tuna flavor? I have a craving. -Shaggy
To Moses. And all the puddies on the web will miss him.
To Moses! I'll be back in a minute wif Temptations. Don't know what flavor, but we gots a whole BOX of bags and I knows how to open the bags myself!
Since it's St.Paddy's day, I've adopted an Irish name..You can call me Paddy O'Lantern.Magoo
Ooh.I want to be Paddy O'FurnitureSmudge
I'm baack with the Temptations. Can sumone get the box open?
Hi effurryone! We just teleported in and good timing too. A wonderful Irish toast Magoo Smudge Bella and Dolce. Slante! Angie needs a green niptini. Beau Beau's holding off till after some tub soccer.
Magoo, that was a nice toast to Moses.
Hi all! Boy am I glad I dropped off those niptinis early. It's still only 5 here but DKM come early and crack all of this fresh crab from fishermans wharf. She was whinning about spending 500 in crab but she loves me and she's weak
Magoo, how about a toast for the purrfday boy
Beau Beau, my bro! Tub hockey it is. Did anyone invite Cowboy to be a ref this time? I fink Bonnie need a break.
Slick come try a nipopolitan. Scout. Carmen is looking for you
Hi Sophia. How's my pretty squeeze doing?? -ScoobyI wanna do tub hockey!! -Scout
Whew! I finally made it! Here's the nip-crusted trout my mama made for us. Where's the green beer?
Sophia - you have excellent taste... this crab is wonderful.
Everyone please enjoy the crab. DKM said it was caught this am.
Joaquin! Xavier! How are you dudes doing? want to play tub hockey wif us?
crab? sophia broughted crab? Oh Sophia, you are truly awsome - Miles
Me loves crab and shrimpies. I'm likin it wif my green niptini.Angie
Alright...The first game of tub hurley (since it is St.Paddy's day) will be between the Tuxies and the Attack Tabbies. Followed by the House Panthers against the Gingers.After that we'll have an open draw.Who's going to be the ref again?
Dudes! We are totally there! X and J
Can we please have dibs on the 3rd game - the meezers vs joaquin and xavier. thank you! - Miles
Wow. Shrimp, salmon, crab... I'm so full, I could burst. Sumone else has to ref; I needs a nap. Got any boxes? Plastic or laundry (empty) are best. >=Yawn=<
Everyone raise whatever glass you have in your paw...To Finnegan...May you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent. We drink to your coffin. May it be built from the wood of a hundred year old oak tree that I shall plant tomorrow.May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing...May the V-E-T never earn a dollar from you.
Scout,I have a St. Paddy's Day kiss for you over here by the planter.Dolce (blushing)(Winking at Victor) I have one for you as well.
Hi Dolce!!! I don't think I can sit still for a kiss, but you can give me one if you can catch me!!!! -Scout
To Finnegan! (Angie sippin her niptini)
Oh I'll can catch you, Scout. But if you don't want a kiss from me, I'm sure that Victor does.Dolce
Hi and Happy St. Patrick's Day. Sorry I'm late, but I figured I better spend a little time with mum when she gotted home. She is watching the basketball games, so she won' miss me now. But I gotta be back home tomorrow so I can watch mum's Panther's play in the afternoon. I brought some ham along, and it isn't green, which is good. Thanks for the niptini, Finny. Your Irish name is good for the day. Hey, have you seen Princess Mia yet? I know she was getting a beauty treatment at the spa, maybe she hasn't gotten here yet. Here's looking at you kid!
Oh, my beans are hafing dinner... gotta go for awhile. I'll be back in a bit!
Dolce - A quick kiss before I goes. Mom kisses my tail tip. Then I have to help with dinner at home. What's corned beef? I hope it's really beef and not corn.
See ya later Victor to finish the tub hockey match for today. We hadded the corn beef today for lunch. It was pretty good.Hi Derby!
I'm baaaaack! So has the hockey started yet? I wanna play! Where's Mia and Ghost. Can someone get me a beer?
Hi Beau - welcome back. Here's a beer! - Sammy
Hi Beau - you can fill in for Victor in hockey while he's eatin corn beef.
HI Derby & Beau!I gotta go see Dolce for a kiss. Then we're gonna catch up on whats been happening since the last party. -ScoutDerby, our gramma & ant Carol went out to eat corney beef & cabbig tonight. Ick. They live far away from us, so we won't have to smell their breath. -Shaggy
Thanks Sammy! Have the tuxies played hockey yet? Have you seen Mia and Ghost? SHAAAAAGY...
Here's your beer Beau... We are mixing another batch of niptinis
Nice fur Angie. Du you hork up many hairballs after you clean yourself? -Shaggy (Honest, I really want to know & get any grooming tips I can. Girls seem to know these things better than us guys.) -Shaggy
Hey y'all, to Finnegan! (Hic)
Okay. Don't care too much for the stuff myself. Hey SS&S, can't wait to catch up.
Hi Athena? When ya gonna get your own bloggie? Maybe you should eat somethin now...ok? -Scooby
Here Athena, here's something nice and cushy to rest on, and I brought you a plate of food.
Sorry Shaggy, no horking of the hairballs for me. I'm not sure where the hair goes! Hee Hee. I couldn't even sign up for the hairball catolympic event.Angie
Are the Calico Girls coming? Anybody know ? -Shaggy
Does anyone know if Kukka Maria is coming? I say this time if she passes out we shave one of her eyebrows.Bella
Heh Heh. Good one Bella. -Scooby
The first cat to pass out gets one of their eyebrows shaved!!Magoo.
If Kukka passes out we should shave more than just an eyebrow. How about all of her backside. hehe.
Shaggy - the Calico's are 'apposed to be coming - they may be here in the morning if they don't make it tonight. - Miles
Derby - HEEEE. you might have to be the one to 'xplain that to her. - Sammy
Angie, we NEED hairball hurlers, and especially litter throwers. The Calico girsl first said they weren't coming, then they said they were. I wonder if the mom changed her mind again? I refuse to have my eyebrow shaved.
'Scuze me. Anyone know where the litter box is? -Shaggy
Shaggy, where have you been and where's Mia and Ghost?
Oh, I've got a tub of Cosmic catnip, some tuna, salmon, and chicken, and I got some Whisker Sour too!
Beau, you are turning into a partaay animal!I, er, lost, misplaced, ummm, Sorry I don't know where Mia & Ghost went. Maybe playing tub hockey? -Shaggy
Hey effurry one we hafs to step out and say g'night to the beans. Angie - stop trying to kiss all the guys... You're gettin green lipstick all over their furs.
our mom talked to the calico girls mom today, and she said they would be here - prolly in the morning. - Miles
Shaggy, you were SUPPOSED to be watching after them. Somebody fix me a drink. (hisses under breath) We need to go look for them.
they might be wif Sammy - don't worry though, he's still waiting for Abby to come.
SAAAAAAMY...have YOU seen Mia and Ghost?
Beau - they were over here in the corner - they gotted a little sleepy, so i told them to lay down until you gotted back.
Hi efurryone, we finally got here. Magoo, we heard 'bout your nice toasts to Moses and Finnegan, sorry we missed them. Happy St. Paddy's Day to you all and Happy Purrthday to Finny!!
Magoo:Lisshen up! I hasssh a good Irish joke:Dermot came to tell Mrs. O'Flaherty about her husband's untimely drowning in a vat of beer at the brewery. "Oh, the poor man" she sobbed, "Please, tell me, did he suffer much?". " I don't think so madam; he came out three times to pee".Okay, now I have to pee..
Hey Smaegol, Stryder, and gang! Glad to see you! HAHA! That was a good one Magoo!
magoo, now I has to pee too - can someone tell me where the litter box is? - Sammy
Where's Finnegan & Buddy by the way?
I don't know. I was wondering that myself.
Hello darlings! Sorry I'm late. The spa took a little long than expected. Now where's my favorite Derby? There you are.
It's just like Magoo's party. All of the guests are having too much fun to notice that the hosts are running around trying to keep everyone's drink filled and the food table well stocked. Not to mention, trying to keep some of the younger cats out of the human's special catnip stash. Also, there is always one guest who ends up bazooka puking over some priceless rug.
Ooh, where's the nip?
Wahooooo!!!! Paaaartaaaay!!! Beau tolded me the party was today thank goodness! I thought it was tomorrow! Almost missed it!
Happee Burrthday and St. Pat's Day!!! Sooo exciting! This is a first for both parties for us! Hello efurrybody!!!!! Happy Burrthday, Finny and Buddy!!!! Er... where are the burrthday kitties?~Bombay
I beg your pardon? You asked about hairball hurlers. I have some hrr-hmm experise in that area.
Hi Bombay! Hi Timmy! Hey Finny and Buddy - come and have some fun wif us!
Hi Meezers! I almost got lost. It's a bit tricky coming here aaaaall the way from Singapore. I'm glad I'm here! Whoohoo!!!!!!!!!~Bombay
You bet! Where's that nip at? Momma tolded me that I am absotutinlutley not allowed to drink green beer. She says I'd frow up. I don't like to do that so I'm gonna just drink somethin' else ;)
Hey, efuryone. I'm back. And I gots to tell you sumfing...Back at home a few minutes ago,...BONNIE PLAYED WITH ME!She chased me all round the lifing room an into her cube. Whatever you've been givin her to drink, keep it up!
Hi Timmy, Hi Bombay, have you had a niptini yet? They're fabulous!
Can I try just a little green beer? Please? Look, I'll spin for you.
oh methinks a niptini sounds divine!
Wow that's a great spin!
Here you go Timmy, one niptini coming up!
I'm ready for more dancing. Who wants to dance? Finny? Buddy?
Hi Mia! Thanks for the niptini! It is fabulous! Congratulations, Victor! You broke through with Bonnie! Here's to you... Cheers!!!Where is Bonnie anyway?~Bombay
Hi Timmy & Bombay. Glad you made it!!! I overdid it at the last party, so I'm sticking to plain water tonight! -ShaggyHey can we get an anchovy pizza?????
When are we giving out purrezzies? I brought loads!!!!!!!!!!~Bombay
Bonnie - can I dance with you? - Sammy
Phew! We made it! Me and Mini, anyways. Sanjee kinda fell headfirst into the catnip drawer trying to get ready and hasn't made it back out yet. Maybe we'll see her later. I got the catmilk style White Russians if anybody wants one. Mini's got a huuuuuuuge green pouch of nip. *waves a paw to effurrybody*
Um, did somebody say anchovies?
Hi Shaggy! Heehee... I almost missed the party cos I miscalclated the time difference. It's 11.23am in Singapore right now. Mommy won't know why I'm gonna be so gone on an afternoon. I'll just tell her it's the heat.I want pizza too! Load it up with Stink Goodness please!~Bombay
Hi, Timmy, Bombay & Mia - the niptinis are great..
Hi Boni! Can I have a White Russian wifout the Russian please? Me and Sammy are glad you and Mini are here! - Miles
'Cuse me... Bonnie may I have a dance?~Bombay
My TWIN sister's here! PAAAARRRTAAAYY!!
Hey Timmy! Glad you could make it! Can I have another beer please? Is there a pretty lady who would like to dance with me? I feel like dancin', dancin', dance the night awaaaay!
Shaggy, want a catmilk style White Russian maybe? No lethal stuff in it, not even lactose!
niptinis are divine!!! Boni, wanna drink?
Okay, I jumped back and got my dad to order two ultra jumbo Seafood Special pizzas. They should be here in thirty minutes or else.Smudge
NO! Give Shaggy a power Meowgarita!~Bombay
Hi Boni! Hi Mini! Glad to see ya!
I think you mean Thirty minutes or less, Smudge. Brothers can be so stupid. Don't you think Bonnie.Bella
Mini - will you dance wif me? - Miles
Hey Tuxie Twin! Yeah one of those would be fun. Hope I don't dump these White Russians on anybody. *kitty giggles*
Whoohoo! Good work, Smudge. More niptinis for you!~Bombay
I'm pretty sure Dad said "Or else!"I think he ordered from Godfathers' Pizza.Smudge
Hi Scooby, Shaggy and Scout!What's a meowgarita? Sounds kinda fun too.
Mia and Ghost, I have been looking EVERYWHERE for you. I was ready to have a cat fight with Shaggy over losing you. Where have you been? I've been worried about you two!
Bombay, my mom wanted me to tell you to say hello to my bean gramma & grampa in S'pr if you get a chance.
Bella! Bella! May I dance with you, purrliss?~Bombay
Ummmmm, I'll take the Russian-less drink then go from there. Don't be tempting me Bombay!!!! Can we order the pizza yet? -Shaggy
Is dancing like rasslin? I'll try Miles, but you have to show me how.~~Mini
excuse me, while I kittyboogie
Depends, Mr Bombay...Do you Catango?Bella ;)
Oh Princess Mia, I will do that! And when you do come visit your bean gramppies here, you must come visit me too. I love showing the pretty ladies around.
*serves Shaggy and anycat else who wants one a russianless catmilk style white russian* Here yas go!
Mini - the way I dance it's like rasslin, but i will be nice and gentle - my Mommy told me to akt like a gentleman tonight. - Miles
Definitely, I will tell my beanmom. Thanks!
Oh, you're an aktor Miles! Are you from Hollywood?~~Mini
Catango and the Cat-trot are my specialties. *wink* May I?~Bombay
I like this russianless russian thing. May I have another?
of course. ::extends paw::
c'mon my twin, let's boogie!
Sure Princess Mia! I got more in the cooler here and can telerport home to get more if we need 'em!
Mom says I'm from Hollyweird. - Miles
::taps toes to the groovy beat::
Twin boogie! hehehe *sets down tray of russianless white russians* Woo!
Shaggy, pizza's ordered. Would some lovely lady like to dance with me?
Wow! I've got quite a dance list. Yeah! Sammy, Bombay, Beau... And I was chasing Victor, but I wasn't trying to be nice.
Beau - we have had the grand tour with Finnegan & Buddy showing us around. The birthday boy is very quiet tonight but he knows how to throw a party.
huzzah! sis, you know how to twist!
Bonnie - I can dance better than Miles, so don't watch him with Mini - he's spastic. - Sammy
We are here!!! We had to tuck Mom into bed - her sleep schedule is all wonky from being in Africa. Where's the milk and stinky goodness - you know the stuff we don't get at home!Knightly, Lizzie & Firenze
::twirls Princess Mia around the room::
*waves* Hi Beau! Hi Mia and Ghost! Um... who'd I miss? Lotsa cats probably oops.
Where's Edsel! Me and Edsel wanna a rematch against Smudge and Shaggy! That last game was a fluke!Magoo
Ghost, would you like to dance with me? Mia?
*steps on Miles paw* oops. Sorry Miles! is your paw ok?~~ Mini
Boni, let's do the 'lectric slide with Beau! Who else wants to join in?
Beau, I'd love to dance with you.
Hey knightly, lizzie, and firenze, pile your plates up!
Bonnie, Bonnie... You must dance with me now. Let Bombay lead you in a furry sexy Catango.
Mini - my paw is fine - don't worry about stepping on me. I'm having too much fun to feel and owie. - Miles
OOOOh...the electric slide sounds like fun! Hey, maybe we can start a conga line! heehee!
Hi, Boni - glad you could make it...I'll be happy to dance with you Beau ~ Ghost
Watch out Bonnie, Bombay is quite the dancer!
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