Rest assured, Furends of Katie, we will purrvail and Miss Katie will be vindicated!
Attorney Finn examines a package containing multiple pieces of evidence purrtaining to the alleged events of last July.
Since learning of the incident, I have been put on retainer by Miss Katie. I vow to do efurrything in my power to purrove that my client is innocent. In addition, I will see that the publishers of this appalling lie will print just as large a story extolling Miss Katie's innocence.
If you have any infurmation regarding the events of that night in July, were a guest at the party, or wish to stand as a character witness for Miss Katie, please leave your contact infurmation in the comments section of this post.
An unidentified Orange DSH visits Finnegan's office to provide character
refurences for Miss Katie.