May 21, 2006
--Finny & Buddy
May 18, 2006
Verry funny, Finny! You know mom laid those beeds on my hed when I was supervising her making beedy things for Gramma and Ant Ree. I was just being nice to her by not shaking them off me.
Mom is going away agane and we are sad. We don't want her to go and she sez she doesn't want to leave us and go either but it is fambly stuff and she has to. Come back kwik, mom - we'll miss you!
May 12, 2006
In addition, Victor has admitted that it is possible that he may have accidentally brushed against the alleged victim while he was reaching for a similarly-colored toy that was nearby. Therefore, the defense is willing to discuss a plea-bargain. Victor will perform a negotiated amount of community service hours, as well as submitting to play therapy a minimum of three times per week. The defense rests and awaits an answer from the prosecution.
May 11, 2006
Diva Kitty said...
Excellent argument - but I side with Bonnie. Intruder be gone!
Victor is no more an intruder than Bonnie. He was legally adopted by the mom bean.
Mr. Finnegan J. Katz. I find your arguements most compelling and per the law of reasonable doubt. I would find the defendant, "not guilty". Mr. Derby Cat
Thank you, Mr. Derby.
I believe this case should be dismissed.
Thank you, Petey.
Les Trois Chats said...
Finnegan,We would like to keep you on retainer - you know, just in case we ever need representation. You are one SMART kitty.signed, moose, turtle, and nala
Requests for my services can be addressed to me via email. Finnegan_cat@hotmail.com
Lone Star Purrs said...
Nicely done! Case dismissed.
Thank you, Lone Star Purrs!
Patches & Mittens said...
Oh, we know for a fact Victor is innocent....see...after he was at Bombays, he made a stop here to check out how the olympic's are going. We took him on a tour of the inside and outside activities, then we had some stinky goodness. NOT GUILTY.....
Thank you furry much for coming forward with this information, Calico Girls.
Fat Eric said...
Good job, Finnegan (by the way, what does the J stand for?) This jury member is totally convinced - Victor is innocent!!
Thank you, Fat Eric, we agree! And the J stands for James.
Victor Tabbycat said...
Mr. Katz,Fank you fur your thorough research for my defense. I feel I must inform you that, in all honesty, I'm not really, entirely, innocent. However, it was an accident. I thought it was a green cat toy... a case of mistaken identity!Also, Bonnie is definitely innocent. Mom an I were alone in the bafroom when it happened.Will you still help me? I fink we can call a few character whitnesses.Fanks again,Victor Tabbycat
Victor, as your attorney, I strongly suggest that you immediately retract this statement and deny you ever made it. I still have a few witnesses to call regarding the "mistaken identity" and I feel sure that you will be totally vindicated of this crime.
Edsel/The Pooch said...
Finny, you look very much in command
Thank you, Edsel, but your comment merely proves my point regarding mistaken identity. The photo at the top of the post is not me!
I went right over to Victory blog and told him next time to hide the evidence, I might be little but I already know you have to hide stuff!
Thank you, Miss Maggie. You are a brave, honest and smart little girl. You will go far in this world.
We have to keep Victor free! I've started a petition on my blog.
Princess Mia, what can I say? Thank you ever so much for your undying support of Victor's cause. We will prevail!
Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...
I think that Bonnie is doing a cover-up. Clearly she is trying to lay the blame elsewhere. The girls try to pin all kinds of stuff on me, too.Knightly
Knightly, thank you for your comment. I believe that someone other than Victor is guilty of this crime, but I am not at liberty to discuss my theories at this time.
CASE DISMISSED! Bang, bang, bang!
Thank you, Zeus!!
The Meezers said...
Finny, we wants to know how much it would cost to keep you on retainer. things happen in our house that we have no control over, and we are blamed too. we needs a good lawyer on retainer. - Miles
Requests for my services can be addressed to me via email. Finnegan_cat@hotmail.com
Bonnie Underfoot said...
Mr. Katz,I am writing to request that you stop this defamation of my character. If you continue with these unwarranted attacks, you will hear from my lawyer. Bonnie Underfoot
My dear Miss Underfoot: I have made no attack on your purrson and would never purrsume to do so. My only interest is in finding Victor innocent of the charges leveled against him. I hold you in the highest regard and always will. Your unflagging training of the Boy entrusted to your care, your volunteer service as Tub Hockey Coach, and your excellent training of the humans in your home, all combine to make you an Attack Tabby to be admired.
Finnigan, you are a very good friend to Victor and you have done a fabulous job of preparing your case. It's nice to see that Victor has a pure, honest heart as well. Such drama!
Thank you, Mattingly. May my assistant contact you to testify as a character witness for Victor?
A misdemeanor accident??!!Free Victor!ex-sponge his record!not guilty by reason of accident???Bar Bonnie from trying to get him out of the house. It was a setup!!
Miss Brandi, we deeply admire your enthusiasm for Victor's defense. Thank you furry much!
The Crew: George, Tipper, Max said...
Finney It looks like you have a great law career in your future. Good work!! With all us blogging cats, you'd sure keep busy.
Thank you, my furriends, I do hope to have a long and prospurrous career, with of course, plenty of time for naps, nip and other impawtent cat duties.
I wish I had your book-smarts, Finnegan! I guess all I can do is continue picketing in our livingroom.
Empress Kukka-Maria, thank you furry much for taking the time from your extremely busy schedule of rehearsals, naps, bean training and social engagements to join the "Victor Defense Team". We appreciate your enthusiasm!
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May 6, 2006
Now, I will purrsent the facts to show that Victor is being falsely accused of having committed this crime.
1) Bombay has stated that Victor was with him during the time period in question. As we all know, Bombay resides in Singapurr, a fair distance from Whiskonsin.
2) The report on Victor's blog (signed by "lambj") indicates that Victor has a history of attacking defenseless plants. However, Victor was never found guilty and in fact, the charges were dropped. This means that the prior episode has no bearing on the current unjust accusation.
3) With the following exhibits, I shall demonstrate that Victor does not have a propensity for "nibbling greens" as the report by lambj states.
Exhibit A - Victor likes chicken
Exhibit B - Victor likes bags
Exhibit C - Victor likes (and has plenty of) toys
Exhibit D - Victor Tasted - but didn't like! - the Christmas Tree
Exhibit D-1: Quoted from Victor's blog entry of Friday, Dec. 23, 2005.
"This branch was nice and low for me to grab, so I bited it, but it doesn't taste very good. Kind of prickly-sticky. Bonnie just sat on the couch laughing at me."
The defense requests a recess at this time as mom bean is preparing our suppers.
When we return, we will addres the issue of Miss Underfoot's prolonged and consistent attacks on Victor, as well as her pleas to the beans to "get rid of him".
May 2, 2006
Oh, Victor asked where Buddy is. We din't adopt Buddy until after the quilt was almost finished. Granma is going to make a pillow wif the same fabrics wif Buddy on it. Then mom will keep it right by the quilt.
May 1, 2006
Me and Finny just kept watching and watching them eat grass while mom took pikchers.
Mrs. Bernard stared at us for long times in between nibbling the yummy bird seed grass. We couldn't tell if the baby carrots were still there or if they ate them alreddy. We'll make mom put some more owt tonite.
Then Bernard would watch us for a while so Mrs. Bernard could eat, but you can see they weren't worryd about coming too close! Mom kept saying "Don't you worry Bernard, Buddy isn't coming owt there ever agane to chase you," but my eyes were telling him diffrunt.
Even though I can't go owt and play wif Bernard and Mrs. Bernard, I am verry happy they have come bak to eet the yummy grasses and visit us.