Diva Kitty said...
Excellent argument - but I side with Bonnie. Intruder be gone!
Victor is no more an intruder than Bonnie. He was legally adopted by the mom bean.
Derby said...
Mr. Finnegan J. Katz. I find your arguements most compelling and per the law of reasonable doubt. I would find the defendant, "not guilty". Mr. Derby Cat
Thank you, Mr. Derby.
Petey said...
I believe this case should be dismissed.
Thank you, Petey.
Les Trois Chats said...
Finnegan,We would like to keep you on retainer - you know, just in case we ever need representation. You are one SMART kitty.signed, moose, turtle, and nala
Requests for my services can be addressed to me via email. Finnegan_cat@hotmail.com
Lone Star Purrs said...
Nicely done! Case dismissed.
Thank you, Lone Star Purrs!
Patches & Mittens said...
Oh, we know for a fact Victor is innocent....see...after he was at Bombays, he made a stop here to check out how the olympic's are going. We took him on a tour of the inside and outside activities, then we had some stinky goodness. NOT GUILTY.....
Thank you furry much for coming forward with this information, Calico Girls.
Fat Eric said...
Good job, Finnegan (by the way, what does the J stand for?) This jury member is totally convinced - Victor is innocent!!
Thank you, Fat Eric, we agree! And the J stands for James.
Victor Tabbycat said...
Mr. Katz,Fank you fur your thorough research for my defense. I feel I must inform you that, in all honesty, I'm not really, entirely, innocent. However, it was an accident. I thought it was a green cat toy... a case of mistaken identity!Also, Bonnie is definitely innocent. Mom an I were alone in the bafroom when it happened.Will you still help me? I fink we can call a few character whitnesses.Fanks again,Victor Tabbycat
Victor, as your attorney, I strongly suggest that you immediately retract this statement and deny you ever made it. I still have a few witnesses to call regarding the "mistaken identity" and I feel sure that you will be totally vindicated of this crime.
Edsel/The Pooch said...
Finny, you look very much in command
Thank you, Edsel, but your comment merely proves my point regarding mistaken identity. The photo at the top of the post is not me!
Maggie said...
I went right over to Victory blog and told him next time to hide the evidence, I might be little but I already know you have to hide stuff!
Thank you, Miss Maggie. You are a brave, honest and smart little girl. You will go far in this world.
PrincessMia said...
We have to keep Victor free! I've started a petition on my blog.
Princess Mia, what can I say? Thank you ever so much for your undying support of Victor's cause. We will prevail!
Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...
I think that Bonnie is doing a cover-up. Clearly she is trying to lay the blame elsewhere. The girls try to pin all kinds of stuff on me, too.Knightly
Knightly, thank you for your comment. I believe that someone other than Victor is guilty of this crime, but I am not at liberty to discuss my theories at this time.
Zeus said...
CASE DISMISSED! Bang, bang, bang!
Thank you, Zeus!!
The Meezers said...
Finny, we wants to know how much it would cost to keep you on retainer. things happen in our house that we have no control over, and we are blamed too. we needs a good lawyer on retainer. - Miles
Requests for my services can be addressed to me via email. Finnegan_cat@hotmail.com
Bonnie Underfoot said...
Mr. Katz,I am writing to request that you stop this defamation of my character. If you continue with these unwarranted attacks, you will hear from my lawyer. Bonnie Underfoot
My dear Miss Underfoot: I have made no attack on your purrson and would never purrsume to do so. My only interest is in finding Victor innocent of the charges leveled against him. I hold you in the highest regard and always will. Your unflagging training of the Boy entrusted to your care, your volunteer service as Tub Hockey Coach, and your excellent training of the humans in your home, all combine to make you an Attack Tabby to be admired.
Mattingly said...
Finnigan, you are a very good friend to Victor and you have done a fabulous job of preparing your case. It's nice to see that Victor has a pure, honest heart as well. Such drama!
Thank you, Mattingly. May my assistant contact you to testify as a character witness for Victor?
brandi said...
A misdemeanor accident??!!Free Victor!ex-sponge his record!not guilty by reason of accident???Bar Bonnie from trying to get him out of the house. It was a setup!!
Miss Brandi, we deeply admire your enthusiasm for Victor's defense. Thank you furry much!
The Crew: George, Tipper, Max said...
Finney It looks like you have a great law career in your future. Good work!! With all us blogging cats, you'd sure keep busy.
Thank you, my furriends, I do hope to have a long and prospurrous career, with of course, plenty of time for naps, nip and other impawtent cat duties.
Kukka-Maria said...
I wish I had your book-smarts, Finnegan! I guess all I can do is continue picketing in our livingroom.
Empress Kukka-Maria, thank you furry much for taking the time from your extremely busy schedule of rehearsals, naps, bean training and social engagements to join the "Victor Defense Team". We appreciate your enthusiasm!
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6 comments:
We are all for Team Victor.
Keep Victor Free!
With you as his defense attorney, Victor is sure to be found innocent of any wrongdoing.
As a CSI "Cat Scene Investigator" in training, we suggest everyone who commented in Victor's defense be pawprinted and checked for tell tail fibers. Also, if your client was not Mewoanderized his confession is no good. ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko
Dear Finny,
You are not only a furry clever lawyer, but a furry efurrcal... oops, I mean e-thi-cal one too.
I am furry happy that you purrtected BOTH Victor and Bonnie. They are furry close furriends of mine and I know fur sure that they are innercent. They could nefer commit any crime!
I remain furrever grateful to you, clever Finny.
~Bombay
I am definitely writing down all of your information so I can contact you in the event that something happens between Isis and I in the near future. You are extremely smart and very articulate, and if you can get Victor out of punishment, then you can do anything!
Extraordinary job defending this case, Finnegan! I hope, when I get my next record deal, you will be available to read through the contract to ensure The Empress is well provided for.
I may have to arrange to keep you on retainer--especially if I continue having to file restraining orders against my stalkers!
Also, the Poiland Crew suggested we all be checked for tell-tail fibers. Legally speaking, must we consent to this invasive procedure?
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