Now, I will purrsent the facts to show that Victor is being falsely accused of having committed this crime.
1) Bombay has stated that Victor was with him during the time period in question. As we all know, Bombay resides in Singapurr, a fair distance from Whiskonsin.
2) The report on Victor's blog (signed by "lambj") indicates that Victor has a history of attacking defenseless plants. However, Victor was never found guilty and in fact, the charges were dropped. This means that the prior episode has no bearing on the current unjust accusation.
3) With the following exhibits, I shall demonstrate that Victor does not have a propensity for "nibbling greens" as the report by lambj states.
Exhibit A - Victor likes chicken
Exhibit B - Victor likes bags
Exhibit C - Victor likes (and has plenty of) toys
Exhibit D - Victor Tasted - but didn't like! - the Christmas Tree
Exhibit D-1: Quoted from Victor's blog entry of Friday, Dec. 23, 2005.
"This branch was nice and low for me to grab, so I bited it, but it doesn't taste very good. Kind of prickly-sticky. Bonnie just sat on the couch laughing at me."
The defense requests a recess at this time as mom bean is preparing our suppers.
When we return, we will addres the issue of Miss Underfoot's prolonged and consistent attacks on Victor, as well as her pleas to the beans to "get rid of him".