Since we are tired of mom always asking what do you want or what does that mean, we are going to share this with her and the other beans in the hopes that it will get us what we want and deserve.
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miaow Feed me.
meeow Pet me.
mrooww I love you.
miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrow I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow Play with me.
miaowmioaw Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mioawmioaw Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
raowwwww I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwww I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
roww-maww-roww I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
mmeww I believe I have heard a burglar. If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm.
gakk-ak-ak My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
mow Snuggling is a good idea.
moww Shedding is pretty good, too.
mowww! I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
miaow! miaow! I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
mraakk! Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
ssssroww! I believe that I have found a woodchuck. I shall now act terribly brave.
mmmmmmm If I sit in the sunshine for another week or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
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Now, can I please get back to my game?
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'mraakk! Oh, small bird! Please come over here.'
in England it is pronounced
'kakakakakak' and required tail quivering. That means 'oh small bird, please come over here so I can eats you!'
pandora
HAHAHAHAHA. Those were funny! We don't hold any hope that our Mommy will understand anyfing any better though.
This should be spread around ... it could be very helpful!
--Jasper
in Spain miau is look me! haha!
APRIL 15 Is my Purrday Party!! welcome too! I will be one!! =^^=
My mom was living in NC Jacksonville Air Station you know! =^.^=
Great list! We need to print this out for our Mom so that she doesn't keep asking us "What do you want" whenever we talk.
Lizzie
Bravo, bravo, encore, encore ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO
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