June 21, 2006

Catnip Lessons


Mom tells us that our cousins Grady and Gilmore do not know how to play wif catnip toys. We think this is furry furry sad, so we are going to give them some lessons.



You got to bunny kick the toy a lot and sniff it and lick it. Sometimes you got to stop and lick your paws 'cos the nip tastes so gooooood. And sometimes there is wild swirly colors up in the ceiling so you look up at them.

After a while you stop feeling so good and crazy so you should find a good cozy spot and take a long nap.

8 comments:

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh, what a good lesson! I thinks all undereducated kitties needs to see it. So I posted it on the Cat Blogosphere!

~~ Sanjee

Les Trois Chats said...

Not know how to play with catnip toys?? That's crazy talk... Good thing you were there to teach them.
~ moose

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Oh, but you furgot about the munchies and rollin upside down. I always gots to roll in the catnip to get it all ofur me, an then I needs a snack before the nap.

Feline Oligarchy said...

Your cousins must really have been deprived all their lives so it's really good you could give them such wonderful instructions. Did you also give them some catnip toys or should we take up a collection? P.S. we agree with bonnie - there needs to be a snack before the nap -- Alberta, Sky, Blackie and Charlie

William said...

Very good instructions! But didn't you leave out the part about eating a bunch afterwards? That's what always happens to me.

Zeus said...

My human pet says the same thing about me. I'm going to use your photos to study up so I can play more appropriately from now on! Thanks a lot!

Patches & Mittens said...

You forgetted the bite.....you have to bite it. If the toy is a mousey, you need to pull its tail completely out, and bite off the ears.

Patches Lady

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Excellent tutorial!