Mom sez I haf to tell the troof. She sez we live in a neyberhood that is bizzy wif cars and droolers and it woodn't be safe for us to go sploring by ourselfs. Hmmphf. I am a brave and advencherous growed-up cat! I'm not a silly little kitten that wandered away from his mama-cat and got chased by bad bean boys and got losted and had to get resskewed...oh wate, I am. Well I'm a growed-up cat NOW.
We do get to go owt sometimes. Like wen mom is being a smartypants and KNOWS we woodn't want to get owr pawsies all wet and yucky.
Sometimes I run owt wen she comes home from werk and she lets me walk a little bit and get a few nibbles of grass, but then she comes and picks me up and holds me upside down like a little babycat! The owtrage!! The shame!!!
These ones and lots of other good stuff for poodins (and droolers) are at Drs. Foster & Smith.