June 21, 2007

What Grady was Laffing At...

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What is a cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.

Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.

What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!

What is a cat's favorite colour? Purrrrrrrple!

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.

Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.

How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

What is the cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping. What is a cat's favorite car? The Catillac.

What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.

14 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

LOL

Daisy said...

Claw Enforcement!?!? Hahahahahahaha!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Duck filled fatty puss - we'z still rolling on da floor! hahahahaha...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha ha those are great. my tummy hurts from laffin!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahahaha Now we know why Grady wuz laffin so much.

Victor Tabbycat said...

ROFLMOL
Oldies but goodies - I's laffin an laffin, as JH says.

PS: psst, Finny? Don't tell no one but... I stepped on Dad's brownie again. Shhhhhhh.

The Meezers said...

hahahahahahahahaha! we is laffin and laffin

FleaCircusDirector said...

I thinking making jokes about cats stealing flea circuses is just awful. Many Flea Circus performers have been put out of business by rogue gangs of cats stealing the fleas.

Lux said...

Those are funny! I like the "mice cream cone!"

The Cat Realm said...

Ohh - we got to safe that and show it to the humans! Funny!

Frodo said...

I am so happy to meet you! Thank you for visiting me and saying hello. I look forward to getting to know you more.
Your friend - Frodo

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! those were great!

jenianddean said...

hehehehahaha...those are very funny! That is such a funny picture of Grady!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Millie said...

Those are really funny! Thanks for making me laugh!