September 28, 2007

Gravity Eksperiments

Helloooo fellow syentists! I have started reseeving yore reports of findings to inklood in my reserch paper and the reesults are furry eksiting and fasinating.

Zippy, Sadie & Speedy have fownd Gravity Free Zones that seem to fluctuate depending on the moovement of the poodin passing throo it. Most of my reserch to date has centered on the movement of inanimate objekts to see if they are pulled by gravity to the flore, so these are verry impawtent eksperiments. Thank you Zippy Sadie & Speedy! Keep up the good werk and feel free to add to yore report.

Eric and Flynn have reported that the weight of the poodin may have some correlation to the strenth of the gravity.

Other cats are still conducting there eksperiments. Please report any purrliminary findings by Sunday, so that I can finish up the paper that will be submitted for the next Cat Blogosphere publication (dedline Oct. 1).

For more detales on the upcoming publication, visit Max the Psychokitty.

7 comments:

Gemini said...

Cheysuli and I and have found that I seem to move more slowly than she does--this seems to be a factor of all my extra furs (not weight) as we are both nearly the same size.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I have found that I am much slower when getting up on high objects especially those I'm not supposed to be up on. NOw, the things that I bump into seem to fall to the floor much faster than I can jump to the floor. Especially with breakables.
I weigh 12.5 lbs. My speed in getting down depends on if I am getting down because I'm ready, or if mommy or daddy is coming to get me down while yelling. I'm faster then. I think it is the wind velocity from their yelling that speeds my descent.

Victor Tabbycat said...

I's still analysifyin my results, but I'll get sumfin to you this weekend. Purrs!

The Crew said...

I agree with Eric & Flynn's assessment of the GFZ situation. I think I may have put on a few ounces and since Mom started calling me "Balloon on Legs" I find I'm not able to jump as high and bank off the walls like I used to. Do you think this has something to do with me weighing over 17 lb?

Max S

ASTOR CATS said...

Our experimentations failed last night - the mom kept yelling at us to "get down" and "stop that". We aren't getting an cooperation.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

Black Cat said...

I haven't noticed any Gravity-Free Zones in my house (unfortunately because I am constantly dropping things and spilling liquids) but there is definitely at least one Black Hole here where stuff vanishes, often never to be seen again...

Keep going with your experiments, you need to do them as often as possible in order to prove your theory, hehe:)

Lux said...

This is fascinating stuff!