Rest assured, Furends of Katie, we will purrvail and Miss Katie will be vindicated!
Attorney Finn examines a package containing multiple pieces of evidence purrtaining to the alleged events of last July.
Since learning of the incident, I have been put on retainer by Miss Katie. I vow to do efurrything in my power to purrove that my client is innocent. In addition, I will see that the publishers of this appalling lie will print just as large a story extolling Miss Katie's innocence.
If you have any infurmation regarding the events of that night in July, were a guest at the party, or wish to stand as a character witness for Miss Katie, please leave your contact infurmation in the comments section of this post.An unidentified Orange DSH visits Finnegan's office to provide character
refurences for Miss Katie.