May 5, 2010

I PROTEST!!

Some of you may know that there is an interloper heer at Happy Fields.

Mom and Ant Marjie and Jackie the Horsey Girl call it Ruffian the Barn Kitty.

I don't know what Barn Kitty means. It looks like an INTRUDER to me. I am the alfa cat arownd heer and I am sposed to come first in efurrything.

Well. Last nite, my furry own mombean, that I picked owt at the shelter, that I have owned and trained for TEN YEARS....last nite, MY mom came home from work and IGNORED ME to pay attention to that stoopid intruder.



She SAID she had to go up to the horsey barn and feed the horsies, but I saw her petting and CARRYING that INTRUDER. When she came back to the house, FINALLY, she picked me up and sed she was sorry, blah blah blah... she had to feed the horsies becos Ant Marjie was getting Jackie from collij...blah blah blah.

And now do you kno wat they want to do??? They want to let that INTRUDER post on MY blog!!!!!
We'll just see abowt that!
--Finnegan, the Alfa Cat

9 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh man--keep those intruders away! Once they get a foothold, they are there to stay. I know! Gemini usurped my blog!

The Island Cats said...

Oh no!! Those introoders always think they can weasle their way in...

At least that introoder stays in the barn where he belongs!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

WHAT?! Now, barn cats are okay as long as they stay in the barn and do their job, which is keep it free of rodents and such. But their job description decidedly does NOT include being picked up by your human and ESPECIALLY NOT taking over your blog, even for just an occasional post! You absolutely must make this known!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well, as a former barn kitten I must stick up for my fellow barn cats...we'z actually purrty nice!~Speedy

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

No good FinnnY I need a lawer cat i know you in retrment but it seem a crime has been comtted maxie stole my bed and i want him possucted to the full excted of giving me his bed


Lilly Lu

Marg said...

Goodness, time to get control over that intruder. That is just awful. Maybe it will stay in the barn. a barn is not a bad place to be. That is where some of us live.
Those sure are two really good looking horses. Our mom used to be in the horse business but now she is too old. Don't tell her we said that.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Intruders have a way of insinuating themselves into a happy household, don't they?

AttieCattie said...

::GASP:: the betrayal!

Jack, Persephone and Tenzing said...

I dunno Finny. Those introoder kitties have a way of weaseling into the humans' hearts. We seem to have become stuck with ours.


But petting and holding the introoder kitty first? That's just unacceptable. Nokitty should have to stand for THAT!

~Jack