There's a new....thing....at owr howse.
It makes noise like a woofie, but werser noises than the Magic woofie made. And it duzzint have good manners like Magic did, either. Magic unnerstood that cats are in charge! She stayd away from us and we stayd away from her and efurryfing was just fine.
Mom and Ant Marjie call it Callie and say it looks like a calico cat! I say NO! Calico cats are furry byootiful. That thing is not byootiful and I will nefur stop hissing at it or growling at it or smakking it wif my mitey paws.