A couple of poodins wanted us to tell how mom maked the piggy stakes with peaches and barby Q soss, so heer goes.
Get a big pack of "pork cutlets" - enough for two for each poodin and one for each human bean. Mom likes the ones that are not reel thik, like 1/2 inch maybe. Get a bottle of barby Q soss, whatefur kind you like. Mom uses Kraft Barby Q wif Honey or Hickory Smoke wif Honey. Also get some peach presurves and a can of peaches in lite syrup or whatefur kind you like.
If you've got 6 cutlets, you prolly onlee need 1/2 the bottle of Barby Q soss, 3-4 big spoonfuls of peach presurves and the regular size can of peaches. Unless you reely like peaches like mom does, then use a big can. (Mom is not reel purrticular wif her ressapees!)
Mix them together, then put the piggy cutlets in a bole wif the mixed up soss and let them soke for a wile. Oh, we forgot, mom ushully sprinkkles some spices in there too - like cinnaming and ginger and nutmeg or whatefur flavers you like. Sometimes she puts some brown shoogar in too.
Cook the piggys on the grill or if it's raning or you don't have a gril, put them in a dish wif a cover and bake in the oven for like 30 mins. at 350. Don't forget to cook the leftover soss on the stove for a few minits so it doesn't make you sik if you use it on yore piggys after they is cookd.
IMPAWTENT! DON'T GIVE THIS RESSAPEE TO YORE BEAN
UNLESS THEY PROMISS TO SHARE THE PIGGYS WIF YOU!!!!!
pEE Ess - don't furget to wash up good after eeting piggys in barby Q soss!!!