Mom wented off and left us home alone on Satterday morning. She is not aposed to do that! She is aposed to stay home wif us and do fun stuff like gardening....
and stoopid stuff like londry and vacyooming.
And all the windows shood be open to blow nise fresh air in and let us sniff owtside smells
and sneek owt to chase berdies and Bernard the Wild Bunny.
You Better Come Home Soon Mom!!
We have friends, you know.
Don't make us call them.