Buddy heer to talk abowt the mystery of the Gravity-Free Zone. We all know that efurry howse has at leest one GFZ. I have made it my life's work to find as many GFZs as I can. However, the only time I appear to get close, I am thwarted by mom bean!
Just the other nite, I wated 'til she was sleeping so that I cood continyoo my reserch. I went up on the dresser, witch was a pretty high jump. If seven cats stood on top of each other's baks, that's abowt how high it was. [Miss Millie has come up with a unit of mezure called a Gizzy, but I don't kno how that werks for hight. Maybe she will come by and tell us.]
Anyways...there I was...perched on top of the dresser...testing to see if the Gravity-Free Zone in Ant Ree's howse is in my mom's sleepy room. I carefully placed my paw aganst several objects and pooshed them to see if they wood fall down to the flore or if they wood float, therefor identifying the GFZ.
Pink hairclip - fell to the flore.
Little bag of Chrismiss stripy candies - fell to the flore.
Silver ring mom wares on her finger - fell to the flore and landed on the bag of Chrismiss candies, waking mom up.
Well, my concloosion is that mom was not as asleep as I thot she was 'cos she kept sayiing "Buddy cut that owt!" or "Buddy stop that". Then she got up and pikked me up off the dresser and made me get on the bed and have snuggles and pettings. And that was the end of my speriment 'cos I fell asleep.
I'll try agane. Heer is a piksher of wen I tryd to fly into the GFZ in owr old townhowse.