November 6, 2006

Vishus Deers and Big Cats in Norf CArolina

Member how I sed mom was going home to owr howse in Charlotte to pak up more stuff? On the way she went to a store calld Garden Ridge that has crafty stuff that she buys to make things wif, pillows, towels, all kinds of stuff that beans need. But rite now they have all Chrissmuss things all ofur the store and she fownd these furry scary looking Vishus Deers!

Wy wood the store be selling Vishus Deers? Is it to keep cats and dogs away from there howses? Or maybe they think if there is one Vishus Deer there then no more will come?

The other reely good thing mom saw at the store was this grate big GINORMOUS cat! I never seed a green and red cat, but mom sez he was much much bigger than the Vishus Deers so that's reely good.


10 comments:

Skeezix the Cat said...

Finny & Buddy - Thoze are good pikchurs! Maybe the vishus deer were still thare frum a terryfying Halloween exhibit! Gosh, I can hardly look! What's that red on his bak? Is it maybe blud that's dripped down frum his horns after he skewerd a tender yung joosy cat?? I can't even think abowt it!!!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Eep! Finny, you shud post a warnin afore young kitties like Lil' One and KC and Catzee come by an are ascared!

Ok, Mom saw the scariest fing of all yesterday... a naybor has his indoor tree already!

Meowers from Missouri said...

that is furry scarey! maybe if you perched the ginormus red-and-green kitty on your roof, the deer would see it and know they were outclassed, and run away?

Lone Star Purrs said...

Our Momma used to werk at Garden Ridge (in TX) afore she werked in surgery! She wishes we hadded one out in Colorado.

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

eeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
o, what a terry-bull sight.
o, o, o
:: gasp, shudder ::
i's can't looks no mores.
what is goin on.
two reel live dead vishus deer wifin a few miles of my owns house, vishus deer near Skeezix house...

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Hi Finny & Buddy,
Don't worry about little KC, I explained to her that if she is going to be a repurrter in the Cat Blogosphere, she is going to be exposed to certain things. These Vishus Deer are a reality of life, apparently here in Houston TX as well.
She said she would rather know about the threat than not know and she is totally committed to re-purrting the danger of the Vishus Deer to "effury cat". She also said something about needing a viking costume, don't know what that means?

Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbone said...

These vishus deer is getting out of hand! Suddenly they are everywhere. It must be vishus deer season.

Anonymous said...

we wuz thinkin' like Skeezix - scary Halloween stuff. kin you imagine - sum sickos prolly buy that stuff an put it in their house! good thing fur the giant cat who lets 'em know who's boss.

Fat Eric said...

Eeeek, that is scary. Don't let your mum bring one home with her - she wouldn't, would she???

Petey said...

Your mom should get that ginormous cat to scare the vishus deer away.