I knew it!! I knew it!!!!!

See?!? I told you he was up to somefing and you all agreed wif me!
Look wat the Introoder is doing now!


Mom dopted all these baby Squillions and efen some rare woofie Squillions so we cood aukshun them or haf a raffle to raise green papers to help the cat blogosphere. And the INTROODER is teeching them bad fings like playing wif owr ribbon toys and getting into mom's croshaying yarns!

He efen tryd to involve Jasmine in his evil plots!!!

Wat are we gonna do????

Help the Animals in the Floods

Mom gets emales from these beans that help animals a lot. They are helping the animals that gotted yucky wet and losted from there beans in the floods in the middle of America.

If you can steal yore bean's plastic thingy to send them some green papers, heer's the place.

--Finny Buddy & Jasmine

http://www.uan.org/

Uh-oh....Introoder!

Well, I guess he's not tekniklly an introoder, mom brot him home. But, I am tired of new cats just showing up heer wifowt mom aksing me if I want anofur sibling. And this guy just looks like a trubble-maker.

I'm gonna get rid of him....somehow....someway......

--Finny

Cuzzin Grady Grew BIG!!

Lookit this! Wen Ant Ree first dopted Cuzzin Grady (after he yelled reely lowd in the woods and Gramma and Grampa resskewed him) he wood follo Cuzzin Gilmore efurryware. Ant Ree fownd them in her sinks one day....



And just the other day she fownd Cuzzin Grady there agane!!!

Jasmine's Furrends

These are the nisest cats I have met heer at my new howse.

--Princess Jasmine

In Memory of Miss Bonnie Underfoot, Attack Tabby Extraordinaire

Today my heart is herting. Owr furry deer furrend, Miss Bonnie Underfoot, was suddenly called to Rainbow Bridge. Altho Bonnie wasn't my girlyfrend, she was a furry speshal furrend and she will allways be close in my heart.

I will never forget you, my furrend.

Jasmine's Doodle Monster

Hi efurrycat, Finny heer. We are just getting cawt up on fings and we want to do some doodles. Jasmine reely wanted to tell efurrycat abowt the skary monster that she is askared of, so here you go! Take it away, Jasmine.

Fank you, Finny. This is wat I see wen the big skary monster trys to get me sometimes. It must be furry big, becos nothing little like a cat cood make such terrybul noises. Wen it trys to get me, I go hide under mama's bed or the cowch cos those are small plases and I am a small cat.

At ferst, the monster kind of sownds like a bunch of cats playing Thundering Herd of Ellyfants coming from far away. But then it gets lowder and lowder like lots of grate big cats! Or worse, woofies!! Wif grate big paws!

But SKARYIER.

Buddy

Mancat Monday - Cousin Grady the Monorail Cat!

Ever sinse he was furry little and Gramma and Grampa reskewed him from the woods and Ant Ree dopted him, Grady has liked to do Monorail Cat on efurryfing. He's not so little ennymore but he still does Monorail Cat!

See more Monorail Cats at I can Has Cheezburger!!

What is it??

Hi efurrycat, it's me, Princess Jasmine! Miss Bonnie Underfoot and some of the other ladycats said that I, like all girlycats, am a princess, so that's my name now. My new mama almost named me Princess, so I know it's troo!!

The other nite, mama came home from day hunting and she founded this box owtside owr dore and it was for me and Finny and Buddy. It was the prize we won from Yuki and Kimiko and Kintaro!!



I tore the papers off and aksed mama if she wood bild it for me, but Finny sed he wood do it after he washed up from suppers. Wile he did that, I pulled all the diffrunt peeses owt for him.



Wen Finny was all clean, he sorted owt the peeses and chekked to make sure they were all there.



I coodn't take pikchers wile he was bilding it 'cos I got to be the sistant and hand him peeses wen he needed them. This is a furry pawtant job and he sed I did it good.



Wen Finny was done bilding the playhowse, he had to spekt it to make sure it was safe and strong. Then I finely got to look and sniff all arownd it too!




And then Buddy came and spekted it too and he efen tryd owt the top hammick! He's brave sometimes. Sometimes he's not brave...

Thank you, Yuki, Kimiko and Kintaro! I love my new playhowse!!!!


-- Yore frend Princess Jasmine Blossom

Partttttyyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!!!!

Hey efurrycat, it's time for my 3rd Annyool St. Patty's/Gotcha Day Bash!!!

We had lots of fun last year and the yeer befor, too, so come on ofur and let's party on!

It's grate to see so menny parties going on this yeer - there's Captain Jack's Cruise, the party at the Black Cat Pub, and Tybalt's St. Patrick's Day/Birthday Party at the M-Cats Club!

Come on, Jasmine, help me put up these dekrashuns!

Of corse, efurryone is welcome! Just make sure yo're wearing somefing GREEN!! If any of the lady-cats furrgot, we've got some ekstra fings you can ware.

Heer's owr bartender - he's got plenty more beers, so let's keep him bizzzy! Hopefully Miss Boni will bring her famous Russianless White Russians agane - they are the yummiest.

What's been going on wif us

So much stuff has been happning wif us lately and we're sorry we hafn't posted but it's allmost all mom's fault.

- she has not brotted owr pooter heer from Grampa's garaj and set it up at owr new howse yet. This is cos she needs to figger owt wat serviss she can use and how much it willl cost and stuff like that.

- Member wen she had the bad aksident in Grampa's truk 2 yeers ago and this happend? It was a stoopid bean boy who slammed his car into the bak of Grampa's byootiful truk and herted mom and Furginya who used to live neer us and feed us sometimes.

Anyway, wen this happend, mom got tossed arownd a little and efen tho it din't hert then, her sholder started hurting last yeer. All yeer she went to the evil v.e.t. who tryd to fiks it and sometimes made it hert more! Then finely they sed they coodn't fiks it and she needed a diffrunt v.e.t. to fiks it. So on Janyooerry 30, the v.e.t. putted her to sleep and poked holes in her sholder and fiksed the messed up stuff. Mom sez it's calld the potato cuff or somefing.

- Wile she was getting better from the fiksing, she stayd at Gramma and Grampa's howse and she coodn't tipe or eet rite or do anyfing! Grampa and Ant Ree camed to feed us and a cupple of times mom came to visit but she woodn't stay. We din't like that at all.

- Jasmine started being nise and we are allmost frends. But in the last few days she is being mean to Buddy agane. Pore Buddy gets furry upset and so does mom. And Jasmine gets skwirted wif the bloo skwert bottle.

Soon fings will be bak to normal!! Nekst nekst Monday is St. Patty's day and praktikly my birfday (March 18) so we will haf owr annyool party! THis is allways lots of fun.

OK gotta go - we'll see efurrycat reel soon!!

--Finny

Pee Ess - we owe some baby Squllions to some cats who won them in the raffle that Opus & Roscoe had and we will make mom get them owt to you nekst week.

Pee Ess 2 - Do you know who is the Tuxie in the lampshade? First cat to comment and say correctly who it is gets a baby Tuxie Squillion and so does the cat in the pikcher!!

Support the ASPCA!!!

Get well, Lilly Lu!!

Owr deer frend, Lilly Lu, is furry sik wif kidnee stones, so we is making a speshul post in pink to let her know how much we loves her and needs her to get all better reely kwik.

GET WELL SOON, LILLY LU!!! WE LOVE YOU LOTS!!!!


LOVE FROM

FINNY

BUDDY

AND JASMINE TOO

Mean Girl Monday!

Buddy and I are gentlemen cats. We are trying to be polite and not be ruff on her, but that new girl-cat is mean!!!

She hisses and growls at us all the time.

She chases Buddy and makes him hide in mom's sleepy room.

She follows me arownd and has to sleep in efurry bed I just slept in and cover up my byootiful white and bayje furrs wif her orinch furrs.

Sometimes wen one of us is using one of the litter bokses, she comes in and growls and won't let us owt of the room.

Most of the time mom doesn't efen see this stuff happening. She thinks Jasmine is all sweet and lovey. But finely this weekend she is seeing it happening more and more. She tells Jasmine that she better be a nise cat or else. I don't kno wat "or else" means but I hope it werks on that meany girl.

If anycat has advices for us on what to do abowt this sitchooashun, we wood presheate it.

--Finny

It's a Sisfur!!

You were all rite abowt wat was behind the closed dore.

It was a sisfur for me and Buddy! Her name is Jasmine and she is 6 yeers old and she is orinch just like Buddy 'cept she has some blak furrs too. And she doesn't haf kyoot frekkles on her nose. (Buddy tolld me to rite that. I don't fink Buddy's frekkles are kyoot.)

I'm tryin' to post some pikchers of her but the camra won't let me. I'll try agane tomorrow.

Rite now we are consentrating and vishulyzing and purring to bring Miss Annie back home to the Krasota Castle wif her fambly. Mao is home safe and sound, now Annie needs to follo his eksample and come home!!

--Finny

OK - heer's the pikchers!